Thursday, March 6, 2008


I LOVES IT! Heaven forbid they spread the passengers around the remaining three flights. Can't you just see the two flights that didn't have five people on them? They were probably hanging off the wings!

Plane flies five passengers from US to London

A major airline is under fire from environmentalists for flying an aircraft across the Atlantic with only five passengers on board. The flight from Chicago to London meant that the plane, a Boeing 777, used 22,000 gallons of fuel.

The latest "eco- scandal" flight took place on February 9 after American was forced to cancel one of its four daily services from Chicago to London. While it was able to find places for nearly all the passengers on the fully-booked flight, five still had to be accommodated. Those who did fly were upgraded to the business class cabin.

But while they enjoyed lavish hospitality, the airline was accused of an "obscene waste of fuel" by Friends of the Earth. It is estimated that each passenger produced 43 tons of CO2 – consuming enough fuel to carry a Ford Mondeo around the world five times.

Operating the near empty flight is estimated as having cost American about £30,000. But a spokesman said it had no alternative. "With such a small passenger load we did consider whether we could cancel the flight and re-accommodate the five remaining passengers on other flights.

"However, this would have left a plane load of west-bound passengers stranded in London Heathrow who were due to fly back to the US on the same aircraft. "We sought alternative flights for the west-bound passengers but heavy loads out of London that day meant that this was not possible."


Additionally: While it was a retardedly irresponsible thing to do, the phrase "eco-scandal" makes me want to puke.

4 comments:

Cameltrooper said...

Hmmmm. I wonder if with only five passengers on board who got left out of joining the mile high club, if any one did at all. 5 passengers would seem like ripe conditions to get away with it.

I wonder if the fact that it would probably be easier to get away with it just five people on board would take away some of the thrill of the "ride".

Does everyone get to fly first class with only 5 people on board?

CFN said...

The first-class question was my first question, too! And the answer is yes, they were all 3rd class (sorry, "economy" class) passengers who got booted up to first. One of them said he had a "luxurious time".

I'm thinking that yes, they all joined the mile-high club. Together. Simultaneously.

Cameltrooper said...

So, personal question here (the best kind :) ) but if, as you stated, "lawlessness frightens you", would you have risked joining the mile high club on that flight? Assuming you found someone suitable to your tastes?

And what do they do if they catch you joining the MHC?

CFN said...

I find it difficult to find the space to wash my hands in airplane restrooms. I'm regularly amazed by people who are able to perform acts of acrobatic trickery while in-flight. Plus, it's smelly in there! There's invariably pee on the floor! Not my idea of romance.

If caught, I would of course feign epilepsy.