STEVE IRWIN CONTINUES to work miracles from beyond the grave. His father, Bob, has come out publically to praise his son for stopping him from commiting suicide: once, after his wife died in a car accident- Steve called his cell phone at a pivotal moment-- not to pick holes, but wouldn't you turn your cell phone off if you were really making away with yourself?-- and once after Steve's own death. Apparently, Irwin junior has been sending out healing vibes from beyond the grave. Funnily enough, the actor's many superhuman abilities were revealed only after his tragic demise (any conclusions drawn from this are slanderous, unsubstantiated, and completely correct).

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