YOU HAVE TO love Eliot Spitzer. It must be very difficult to manage both the state of New York and a prostitution ring and still find time to spend with your three lovely daughters (all of whom are of pimpable age). One wonders whether the good governor partook of the fringe benefits that must have come with his pimpin' position.

Krystina and the Dan will be descending on my little self for Easter, which I hope means we get to dye chickens and hide rabbits in the yard. It's been a long time (years!) since I saw either of them; very exciting. Also, Krystina told me that something bizarre has happened to Evan's face, and he can't move one side of it. Weirdness! I'll keep everyone updated on what happened as soon as I find out!