IF SPITZER RESIGNS, the lieutenant governor (let's call him the governor-in-waiting, for funsies), David Paterson, would be
(1) the first black governor of New York
(2) BLIND!!!

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I'm so excited I can hardly type. Spitzer! Spitzer! Spitzer! Out! Out! Out! Lt. Govey Paterson lives in Harlem with his wife and two children. What do you want to bet he doesn't waste thousands of dollars in prostitutes every few weeks?