THIS IS TOO good to be true. This is so good, it must be fattening. It's so good, you're going to puke on yourself.
Barbara Walters had an affair with a U.S. Senator.
Barbara Walters! U.S. Senator!! Ahh, I'm in heaven!!
From now on, Babs' new nickname is 'Jack Donaghy'. For those of you who are foolish/busy enough not to watch '30 Rock', Jack is the fictional uber-conservative head of NBC who dallies in an illicit relationship with an uber-liberal Democratic senator from Illinois.
Democrat journalist Barbara Walters was screwing around with a married, Republican, black senator from Massachusetts!!!! Are you dying? I'm dying!!! He's not even dead, or anything like it. He's divorced and remarried and living in obscurity somewhere in Boca. Or rather... WAS living in obscurity in until Jack's book came out yesterday! Welcome back to the spotlight, Edward Brooke!
You know what they say... once you go Republican, you never go back.
Or something like that!
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Do you think Bahbwa and the senator ever had conversations like the following:
C.C.: I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I'm helping Hillary retool her Universal Healthcare platform.
Jack: God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.
I pray to my lucky stars that Barbara Walters doesn't accept Larry Flynt's $1 million offer to do an exclusive centerfold spread in Hustler.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh, god.
Surely even Larry Flynt wouldn't be so cruel to the nation's collective eye holes?
Bahbwa Wawa strips for no girlie magazine!
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